Why Regular Exercise When You Can Synthesize?
Cruisin’ in from 1985 at 88 miles per hour with Dr Emmett Brown, Synthetics arrived to discover fitness had become serious, functional and legwarmerless! We are here to take Fitness out of it’s industrial crossfit box and back into the aerobics studio where it belongs.
“no one puts synthetics in a corner”
Johnny Castle (Dirty Dancing)
The class is developed by our founder and is classic 80’s aerobic cardiovascular work with strengthening and toning burning upto 800 cals in 60 minutes. Modernised to fit in with today’s developments in fitness health and safety but authentic enough to be Jane Fonda’s VHS takeover in Lycra for days 😉 Classes are taught by fully qualified and insured professionals to give YOU the Ultimate 80’s Workout Experience you deserve and sculpting that body like it’s 1986.
Expect plenty of grapevines, a dash of Jane Fonda and a step touch in your Reebok freestylers ! Our whole vibe is fun whilst sculpting that killer physique ! Synthetics is for everyone, no matter shape or size, girls or guys, anyone can synthesize! We create a fun, empowering community that achieve killer bodies whilst having THE best time! 🙂 Synthetics is a legitimate cardiovascular workout with full body sculpting and toning. Improving your co-ordination, posture and fitness, whilst strengthening your heart and lifting your soul. Our Mission is we want everyone to tease the hell outta their hair, grab a g-string leotard or whatever the hell they want to wear and put waaaaay to much make up on to sweat it all off ! 🙂 ….. and that includes the guys too! 😉
i have a
head for business and a bod by synthetics. is there anything wrong with that?
Tess McGill - Working Girl
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